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I like to draw in the Eddsworld style, he and carbonwater are my inspiration. I draw in many other styles as well, although the Edd style is my favorite. I'm a big fan of Team Fortress 2. Hit me up with a game sometime, and thanks for visiting my profile.

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Review of Cuboy ep.3

Posted by GastricTank Aug. 28, 2009 @ 7:19 PM EDT

My review of Cuboy ep.3 got deleted. FOR WHAT? Because people who don't agree with me mark it as useless and abusive? Here is what my review said:

Summary: Once again...
Review: we've been greeted with another episode of Cuboy. And yet again, I've faced annoying scene transitions and unfunny jokes. It was an original, yet lame idea from the beginning. I don't know what people see in this. You get 3 points for the smooth animation and original concept.

REALLY? That's just it! I'm stating my opinion! So all the 10-voting faggots who jizz at the sight of a Cuboy episode raged over my comment and overreacted by deleting it?

The thing is... how can one not find Cuboy lame? What I said is all true! The theme music is corny... scene transitions of spinning cubes with some annoying voices singing: Do ba do ba do ba do ba do ba do buh buh do ba... etc... it's so annoying!

The jokes... really arent that funny. I'm not even kidding. They're not even jokes. They are just "I pointed out that a minor inconvienence has occured lol i hang out with sexy and intelligent people"

The voice acting... okay... the characters... okay... but animation? It was smooth for the transitions sake... but two frame mouth movements and two frame walk cycle? Awful.

The thing is, I even included constructive criticism! I said it was an original idea and smooth animation... so I, who is bashing Cuboy, doesn't think it is completely horrible, there are some good quality points in this flash... it just doesn't deserve the score it does.

Go watch Carbonwater or something.

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