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I may not be a big hit on Newgrounds now, but I have big plans. My inspiration for making Flash movies are Edd Gould and Carbonwater. I like to draw in my free time, so expect to see more of my stuff in the Art Portal soon. Thanks for visiting my profile!

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My review of Cuboy ep.3 got deleted. FOR WHAT? Because people who don't agree with me mark it as useless and abusive? Here is what my review said:

Summary: Once again...
Review: we've been greeted with another episode of Cuboy. And yet again, I've faced annoying scene transitions and unfunny jokes. It was an original, yet lame idea from the beginning. I don't know what people see in this. You get 3 points for the smooth animation and original concept.

REALLY? That's just it! I'm stating my opinion! So all the 10-voting faggots who jizz at the sight of a Cuboy episode raged over my comment and overreacted by deleting it?

The thing is... how can one not find Cuboy lame? What I said is all true! The theme music is corny... scene transitions of spinning cubes with some annoying voices singing: Do ba do ba do ba do ba do ba do buh buh do ba... etc... it's so annoying!

The jokes... really arent that funny. I'm not even kidding. They're not even jokes. They are just "I pointed out that a minor inconvienence has occured lol i hang out with sexy and intelligent people"

The voice acting... okay... the characters... okay... but animation? It was smooth for the transitions sake... but two frame mouth movements and two frame walk cycle? Awful.

The thing is, I even included constructive criticism! I said it was an original idea and smooth animation... so I, who is bashing Cuboy, doesn't think it is completely horrible, there are some good quality points in this flash... it just doesn't deserve the score it does.

Go watch Carbonwater or something.


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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial Medal Stats.
Secret #47 5 Points Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik. Medal Stats.
Secret #23 5 Points Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules. Medal Stats.
First kill 5 Points first Kill Medal Stats.
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours Medal Stats.
Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points Collect 5000 skulls Medal Stats.
The final Frontier 50 Points reach space Medal Stats.
Evolve to final level 50 Points Evolve to final level Medal Stats.
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 22 different games.)